Don Is Dead!

Has Donald J. Trump been killed and replaced by a double?

In February Donald J. Trump said the “torture works” and that he would bring back waterboarding and ‘a hell of a lot worse’, and when it was reported military officials would disobey an unlawful order from the commander-in-chief, Donald J. Trump responded, “Frankly, they’ll do as I tell them”. A month later Fake Trump said, “I will not order a military officer to disobey the law”.

In Donald J. Trump’s 2000 book The America We Deserve he argued in favor of an assault weapons ban and ‘a slightly longer waiting period to purchase a gun’, but Fake Trump’s recent position is “I’m a very strong Second Amendment person” and is in favor of eliminating gun-free zones in schools and loosening gun laws.

In 2012 Donald J. Trump called Hilary J. Clinton “a terrific woman” during a Fox News interview. Fake Trump has opined Clinton was “the worst secretary of state is the history of the United States”.

In February Donald J. Trump said in an interview with the AP that he was going to be very neutral in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, but earlier this month Fake Trump told the annual meeting of the American-Israel Public Affairs Committee, When I become president, the days of treating Israel like a second-class citizen will end on day one”.

Donald J. Trump said he would like to see Japan and South Korea obtain nuclear weapons. Fake Trump told The New York Times last week “Biggest problem, to me, in the world, is nuclear, and proliferation”.

Donald J. Trump called for a ban on all non-American Muslims from entering the United States of America. Fake Trump, just the other day, said his ban would not apply to Muslims already living in the US and would allow Muslim government officials, foreign leaders and business executives in too.

Donald J. Trump’s tax plan reduced the tax rate for hedge-fund managers, but then Fake Trump told Fox News they should have to pay more than they do in taxes.

Donald J. Trump was against raising the minimum wage because it was already ‘too high’ and ‘bad for business’, while Fake Trump told CNN he was "Open to doing something with it”.

Donald J. Trump told CNN in 1999 that he believed in universal health care, much the Canadian system Bernie Sanders was proposing for the US, while Fake Trump said a single-payer system like the one in Canada was appropriate for the United States.

In 1999 Donald J. Trump also told NBC “Look, I’m very pro-choice,” but Fake Trump proclaimed, “I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life”.

And most telling, Donald J. Trump was banned by Twitter. Fake Trump was welcomed back with open arms.

Then there is the photographic evidence. Donald J. Trump is a fine specimen of an older gentleman at the peak of physical conditioning. Fake Trump? Well…

The only conclusion that can be draw is Donald J. Trump was assassinated while his guard was down, at his beach house in Palm Beach perhaps, and replaced by a Fake Puppet Trump, or he is just a lying piece of shit.