David Mamet is writing the script for Disney’s new Anne Frank movie? I can see it now:
“All attics smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took? How long I had to stay. That ...thing? A long time. So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?”
I can't wait!
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Comic-Con 2009
Because Tweeting is shorthand for thinking, I’d like to share with you some of my tweets from Comic-Con 2009:
Unless IRON MAN II has a scene where she scarfs Hagen Daz and then purges, I’m not buying that Scarlett Johansson does her own stunts.
Cameron Diaz just walked by in a wife-beater and a vest. Did her sleeves grown a nose and take their own lives?
Can not keep a straight face while Diaz talks about THE BOX. Even she seems to know it sucks.
Is Don Cheadle running for office? Anything to keep him from making TRAITOR II.
Megan Fox is not as hot as she thinks she is. ..But she’s still pretty damn hot.
Peter Jackson and James Cameron are being carried through the crowd on the backs of naked Philippino boys.
Jackson is throwing hundreds into the crowd. Cameron dove in after them.
Jackson, “Blab bla bla, DISTRICT 9, blab blab HOBBIT bla”.
Cameron, “Give me that hundred. It’s not yours”.
Oh, I get it Peter. The peaceful aliens are just like the blacks living under apartheid. Hmmm.
Where were you 20 years ago when this movie would mean something? Peter? Peter?
Tom ‘Spongebob’ Kenny says he’ll be the voice of Capt. America and Iron Man in new cartoon.
Is Denzel running for office? Anything to keep him from making CITY HALL II.
Someone who looks just like Kristen Stewart is shooting up in the men’s room stall next to me. Is that Rob Pattinson dry heaving in the corner?
PR rep swears there are over 200,000 people here. Facebook’s Yoville must be a ghost town.
I forget. Is Audrina Patridge the one that played the tambourine?
Someone forgot to introduce Robert Downey Jr. on stage. Everyone thinks he’s Chris Kittan.
China’s answer to Justin Timberlake was just signed to play Kato in THE GREEN HORNET car wreck.
Hmmm Mentos Soda, for those times you want to taste like a douche bag without chewing.
Michael Keaton will play a Ken Doll in TOY STORY 3, which makes sense because he’s anatomically incorrect too.
Is there something they could put in the water around here to keep these people from mating?
This kid was standing in line for 3 hours for a free LOST poster.
Drunk Warner rep screaming about Gary Oldman and all the things he’d say to his face if the rep had any sack. Too funny.
Sam Bayer is comparing his ‘reboot’ of NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET to Nolan’s BATMAN. Too sad.
Local hookers look very bored and have given up any hope of making a dime with this crowd. Of course, there is always Robert Downey Jr.
It was nice to see Lloyd Bridges up and around. Too bad it was only Jeff.
I swear Megan Fox just walked by dress as Princess Leiha.
Is Billie Dee Williams running for office?
You can follow the further adventures of my tweets at: http://twitter.com/lancernorris
Unless IRON MAN II has a scene where she scarfs Hagen Daz and then purges, I’m not buying that Scarlett Johansson does her own stunts.
Cameron Diaz just walked by in a wife-beater and a vest. Did her sleeves grown a nose and take their own lives?
Can not keep a straight face while Diaz talks about THE BOX. Even she seems to know it sucks.
Is Don Cheadle running for office? Anything to keep him from making TRAITOR II.
Megan Fox is not as hot as she thinks she is. ..But she’s still pretty damn hot.
Peter Jackson and James Cameron are being carried through the crowd on the backs of naked Philippino boys.
Jackson is throwing hundreds into the crowd. Cameron dove in after them.
Jackson, “Blab bla bla, DISTRICT 9, blab blab HOBBIT bla”.
Cameron, “Give me that hundred. It’s not yours”.
Oh, I get it Peter. The peaceful aliens are just like the blacks living under apartheid. Hmmm.
Where were you 20 years ago when this movie would mean something? Peter? Peter?
Tom ‘Spongebob’ Kenny says he’ll be the voice of Capt. America and Iron Man in new cartoon.
Is Denzel running for office? Anything to keep him from making CITY HALL II.
Someone who looks just like Kristen Stewart is shooting up in the men’s room stall next to me. Is that Rob Pattinson dry heaving in the corner?
PR rep swears there are over 200,000 people here. Facebook’s Yoville must be a ghost town.
I forget. Is Audrina Patridge the one that played the tambourine?
Someone forgot to introduce Robert Downey Jr. on stage. Everyone thinks he’s Chris Kittan.
China’s answer to Justin Timberlake was just signed to play Kato in THE GREEN HORNET car wreck.
Hmmm Mentos Soda, for those times you want to taste like a douche bag without chewing.
Michael Keaton will play a Ken Doll in TOY STORY 3, which makes sense because he’s anatomically incorrect too.
Is there something they could put in the water around here to keep these people from mating?
This kid was standing in line for 3 hours for a free LOST poster.
Drunk Warner rep screaming about Gary Oldman and all the things he’d say to his face if the rep had any sack. Too funny.
Sam Bayer is comparing his ‘reboot’ of NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET to Nolan’s BATMAN. Too sad.
Local hookers look very bored and have given up any hope of making a dime with this crowd. Of course, there is always Robert Downey Jr.
It was nice to see Lloyd Bridges up and around. Too bad it was only Jeff.
I swear Megan Fox just walked by dress as Princess Leiha.
Is Billie Dee Williams running for office?
You can follow the further adventures of my tweets at: http://twitter.com/lancernorris
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